Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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