I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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