there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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