it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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