it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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