Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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