Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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