I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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