I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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