BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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