Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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