We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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