I never want to see another naked old woman again.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
