Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
NoShamevember. You game?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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