So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I think my moral compass just broke
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
