Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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