I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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