What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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