I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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