i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you guys were way drunker than both of me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I had to cum in my sink.
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