either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
50% drunk capacity currently
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I am mentally ready for anal.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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