I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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