didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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