sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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