I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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