We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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