can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
This is my gift to your gina
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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