Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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