I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
