ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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