Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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