Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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