She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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