Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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