Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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