the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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