i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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