My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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