toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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