just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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