You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
do herpes really smell.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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