He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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