Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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