I have demons in me.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
A+ Viking dick
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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