In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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