He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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