When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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