6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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