just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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