nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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